MTA New York City Transit Service Alert Posted on: 8/1 /2007 Due to a single droplet of water falling from the sky mistaken for rain that was actually condensation from an air conditioner in a 17th floor apartment, there are delays on the following subway lines: 1.jpg trains are running between 14th Street and 18th Street in both directions. 2.jpg and 3.jpg uptown trains will terminate at 96th Street , as the conductors don't feel like going to Harlem. 4.jpg , 5.jpg , and 6.jpg trains will be making two loops around Central Park before getting you to your destination, because they need some fresh air. 7.jpgtrains are enjoying a hot dog and beer at Willets Point-Shea Stadium and will resume normal operation once the game is over. a.jpg , b.jpg , c.jpgand d.jpgtrains are not running at all, because they really just don't have time for your crap today. e.jpgtrains are running express in Manhattan, enjoying the nice cool breeze they get from going 30 miles an hour. f.jpg and v.jpg trains are stuck in some neighborhood in Queens that you've never heard of. g.jpg trains are currently experiencing an inferiority complex and will not run until further notice/counseling. j.jpg , m.jpg , and z.jpg trains are running normally, of course, since nobody ever uses these trains. l.jpg trains are running between Princeton Junction and Hoboken . We really can't explain how they ended up there. n.jpg and q.jpg trains are currently running on the Cyclone track at Coney Island-Stillwell Ave. r.jpg and w.jpg trains are feeling nostalgic right now, and are currently running over the Brooklyn Bridge. s.jpg service is suspended between Times Square-42nd Street and Grand Central-42nd Street. You can just walk. You do have legs, don't you? We would apologize for the inconvience, but we like to watch you suffer. Thank you for riding with MTA New York City Transit!
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Date: 2007-08-17 09:29 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-08-17 06:55 pm (UTC)MTA New York City Transit
Service Alert
Posted on: 8/1 /2007
Due to a single droplet of water falling from the sky mistaken for rain that was actually condensation from an air conditioner in a 17th floor apartment, there are delays on the following subway lines:
1.jpg trains are running between 14th Street and 18th Street in both directions.
2.jpg and 3.jpg uptown trains will terminate at 96th Street , as the conductors don't feel like going to Harlem.
4.jpg , 5.jpg , and 6.jpg trains will be making two loops around Central Park before getting you to your destination, because they need some fresh air.
7.jpgtrains are enjoying a hot dog and beer at Willets Point-Shea Stadium and will resume normal operation once the game is over.
a.jpg , b.jpg , c.jpgand d.jpgtrains are not running at all, because they really just don't have time for your crap today.
e.jpgtrains are running express in Manhattan, enjoying the nice cool breeze they get from going 30 miles an hour.
f.jpg and v.jpg trains are stuck in some neighborhood in Queens that you've never heard of.
g.jpg trains are currently experiencing an inferiority complex and will not run until further notice/counseling.
j.jpg , m.jpg , and z.jpg trains are running normally, of course, since nobody ever uses these trains.
l.jpg trains are running between Princeton Junction and Hoboken . We really can't explain how they ended up there.
n.jpg and q.jpg trains are currently running on the Cyclone track at Coney Island-Stillwell Ave.
r.jpg and w.jpg trains are feeling nostalgic right now, and are currently running over the Brooklyn Bridge.
s.jpg service is suspended between Times Square-42nd Street and Grand Central-42nd Street. You can just walk. You do have legs, don't you?
We would apologize for the inconvience, but we like to watch you suffer. Thank you for riding with MTA New York City Transit!
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Date: 2007-08-17 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-20 12:42 pm (UTC)Ах, хризантемы! Как астры хороши!
Небесные цветы ты щедро даришь нам,
Что подарить тебе, ты так мне не сказал.